Season 29 NZI Banter

Just held on. 36-29 win!

@SlyStallone There's some chance you could end up facing one of these guys you love talking to if you joined the North vs South challenge. You know, Hercufleas is one of the top clubs in the North island, you are one of the top clubs in the South island...

I can't promise you will but perhaps you want a chance to play them again and, who knows? perhaps the next time the match is played at, ahem... dare I name it... the Nadine Jansen Money Shot Arena?

Round 2 in the books!

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SlyStallone wrote:

robelix wrote:gonna be another uphill battle today....sly's Linkin HAwk XV team has got ther CSR average up to 369K!

me thinks that League 2.2 is probably now tougher than league 1!

so...some banter talk.....well just f*&k you Linkin Hawk and the f*&ken horse you rode in on!

Hey nice win today , to bad about the lame fuckin sledge though you limp prick

yes i know...a banter score of 2/10 said it all...you have set the bar pretty high for trash talk, im still learning from the pro....

...but otherwise, yes it was a nice game, i hope we see more of you over the seasons....p.s. give that F*&cken Jolly Roger a jolly good f*&king rogering this season....

Stoked with my win against gimpings boys - was a good game.

What a fucking cunt. Two 1-point losses in a row.

Activist wrote:Stoked with my win against gimpings boys - was a good game.

Yea mate well done. Just had me beat and starved me of possession and territory

23 point lead over the St Oak Stabbers at halftime. Looking good for a 3-0 start to the season.

I beat 'fleas 25-14

Wow, good stuff!

17-7 over Mighty O's for me so far tonight.

Standings and top scorers updated

I lost today, away against better CSR opposition, 3 tries to 5, 21-36.

Looking at the stats and the stars, it should have been closer and I could have won it! At least I denied the Bay Sharks their bonus point. Looking forward to the rematch.

ivelostmysparky wrote:I beat 'fleas 25-14

well done sparky...you seem to be quite my bogey team....how did you manage 80% territory in the first half!?

of course i blame the loss on no pre-game banter, psychological warfare was left wanting...cant blame it on turnover/penalties, these were pretty well contained....

though it leaves my NZI hopes in serious doubts....specially with chewy's comprehensive win over sly's team.

gotta say, this round robin system is working out okay...every game is now pretty crucial

Lack of pre-match mind games was due to me losing my first 2 games to the 2 lowest seeds. Thought you, the top seed, would win easily. And perhaps you thought you had the victory in the bag too?

My theory on my 80% territory is your lack of kicking. I like playing teams who don't kick - they put themselves under heaps of pressure deep in their own half. Nothing wrong with kicking it to the shithouse if needed.

I don't see chewy losing more than a couple of games so if you or Rambo want to win the NZI you better get on a winning streak pronto. Chewy and Brent with 3/3 wins and everyone else on 1/3 wins. Interesting stuff.

Fuck that was a killing Rambo - couple more TM buys and you will be sweet for the later rounds of cup.

For now I'll take the 20 point win.

Rob, with the team you have. You are shit. Expecting a Ltnt this weekend, I think that's the only way you'll win.

gonna smash you...for real this time....

[quote="chewy"]Rob, with the team you have. You are shit. /quote]

though to be fair...those are pretty big words coming from you...given the origins of Melville RFC...i would really love to learn how it came to pass that you became manager of that club from Season 19? - obviously wasn't an affiliate

if you are gonna throw shit around, be prepared to receive it

bahaha.....woah. Don't be so cereal Rob. I mistook you for a comedian but if you must ask. I gained the club through a manager in Scotland who wanted to leave. And when you could take over clubs...  Holy mother of god. I gained a club.


someone seems a little jelli.






*switches league match to ltnt

...i guess it was something i was always curious about but too scared to ask....

...and yeah, maybe a little bit of jellifish...

But I'm jelli of you rob. Your squad. You have longevity, I'm panicking every month for good TM buys

...but bugger all to show for it on the trophy cabinet....

robelix wrote:

ivelostmysparky wrote:I beat 'fleas 25-14

well done sparky...you seem to be quite my bogey team....how did you manage 80% territory in the first half!?

of course i blame the loss on no pre-game banter, psychological warfare was left wanting...cant blame it on turnover/penalties, these were pretty well contained..

The way you thrash talk, Rob, I'm pretty sure you were better off without it.. 

donkeysaint wrote:

robelix wrote:

ivelostmysparky wrote:I beat 'fleas 25-14

well done sparky...you seem to be quite my bogey team....how did you manage 80% territory in the first half!?

of course i blame the loss on no pre-game banter, psychological warfare was left wanting...cant blame it on turnover/penalties, these were pretty well contained..

The way you thrash talk, Rob, I'm pretty sure you were better off without it.. 

You think I could have beaten him by even more?