Chat thread

[ivelostmysparky]

Since the chatroom is shit and not used I thought I would attempt a chat thread to see if it generated some traffic. There were some great times in the old offsite chat and I miss them. An example was when we found the www.bren.com website. It took us ages to figure out what they were all about (site looks to have had a makeover!).

So get posting about anything!

[ivelostmysparky]

First topic to start us off: The radish.

A rather disappointing vegetable imo and I don't like when I find them in a salad. Your opinion on radishes? And do you like corn in a lettuce salad?

[tryasta]

My 4 yo used to go every Tuesday to a garden and they grew up radishes (radis in french). Once he brought a couple of them at home. He was so happy we didn't dare to tell him the ones we had later on a salad were actually bought in the supermarket

[Bren]

I still don't know what the people at bren.com do but i took great joy from sharing all their facebook posts to my own timeline.

Later that year, I think I was at a wedding when an auntie of mine asked how my business was going.

WELCOME TO A BREN NEW WORLD.... terrifying.

[Pantherus]

Bahahahahaha!!!!!

[chewy]

is this the new chat? So the chat is alright when you are using the site via a desktop machine, but yea mobile is shit. The chatbox sits nicely on top of this window while I'm posting, which is handy. But I guess it's all about being mobile...

[Bren]

Yeah, I've never been able to find a chatbox for this forum like the old offsite. They're either too simple where literally anyone can write anything under any name or they're something like what we've got now which never really works.

[ivelostmysparky]

Yeah the chat wasn't getting used so I thought we could try out a chat thread to see if it fared any better. Using some Brennovation if you like.

[Pantherus]

Better than Bren-o-vision...that shit scars you for life!

[ivelostmysparky]

Is Bren-o-vision when you constantly look at Bren, or when you constantly see the world through Bren's eyes?

[Pantherus]

Constantly looking at Bren, through Bren's eyes...like he's staring at himself in the mirror...*shudder*

[Bren]

I've decided to adopt Brennovation as my new way of life.

Because Brennovation isn't just about silly things like architecture and design. It's a way of thinking, a way of doing.

Example. Are you tired of your limp boring sandwiches? Admit it, normal bread literally tastes like disappointment. Well, try toasting your bread to make this thing we call toasted bread. It's amazing. Go crazy and put some butter on it!

When innovation is nothing more than a dusty bag of dicks. You need Brennovation!

[tryasta]

When innovation is nothing more than a dusty bag of dicks. You need Brennovation!

We are not at a wedding, I am not your auntie, but...

How's your business going?

[chewy]

Wtf is going on here. Do I need to check this website

[Activist]

Where you been chewy? It's all on around here.

Brens business is flourishing - word is that 'Brennovation' is single handily going to fix Aucklands housing problem.

Rambo is on the war path. Not satisfied enough with his first assassination he went on to call not only one of the vets of the community, but one of the games developers, a nazi in his second ever post on the offsite.

Can't wait to see what his 3rd post has instore for us.

[donkeysaint]

Rambo fought commies though, not nazis, right? I'm all confused now..

[ivelostmysparky]

Nah mate he has a rule to never reply to spelling Nazi fuckwits. Spelling Commie fuckwits on the other hand are in his crosshairs.

[Pantherus]

Yeah - really can't blame him there

[simon71]

Rambo's busy spending money on the TM at the moment too, I'd look out if I were you bren.

On a side note, is anyone else unable to shortcut to the most recent post in a thread (on mobile)? I have to manually go through every page

[chewy]

Yes, works on my iPhone sweet as.

[simon71]

@robelix wrote:
anyone know that guy? might be a good sort to have on the offsite....

If I could just draw your attention to the above post from the nzi thread
Well done robelix, you called it

[robelix]

oh dear....

[Bren]

I've got the chat box automatically logging people in now. So I've put it at the top of the home page.

[ivelostmysparky]

Can't say it is working too well.

[Bren]

Yeah, true. I've been trying to get rid of the constant signing in-signing out messages. Hopefully that'll make it a bit more attractive.

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